Dezember 2011
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
pah:
what if cats have internet too
and it’s full of pictures of us
kohthefacestealer:
Why would anyone put raisins in cookies
Why would anyone put raisins in anything
Why raisins
I HATE RAISINS
Anschauenamandaseyfriedchicken:
i never get over this video omg
no:
kelly can you handle this
irrelevant can you handle this
beyonce can you handle this
i don’t think you can handle this
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
liebraries:
is it just me or does it not feel like it’s christmas in 5 days at all
