Februar 2012
47 Einträge
c0cainkeys:
hating on my body so much right now lmao
Anonym fragte: youre gorgeous x
kate-whitehouse:
fat girls using “boys only like curvy girls” as an excuse
errmmm nah you’re just fat
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
theboydetectivefails:
if you think adding ‘le’ to something makes it funny
scubway:
airblender:
THIS IS STILL SO FUNNY...
vocaroo:
it’s 12:04am on valentines day and people are already scratching at my window and begging me to love them
gosh get AWAY
Led Zeppelin- 1975: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2012: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
Anschauenneneleakesweave:
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riffclichard:
if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year
blackbruise:
what if one day i rolled out of bed but then i just kept rolling all the way out of my house down the road under a bus what if
marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
Januar 2012
102 Einträge
Anschauenblackbruise:
pre10tious:
fuckyeahbieberbitch:
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER ROMFGHBGFHBGFVFYDFGTR
I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OMGJESUSCHRISTTHATSGROSSBUTSOFUNNY
OMFG
GONNA PUKE AJKBGGFHJKLBAHAHAHHA
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD